Here are a few of the Memorable Mark Matson quotes, or Markisms:

Of course when I say 'STOP' ....you should keep loping
Go FAST like bunny!
Ahhh..what a cute lil feller
This time try not to take off like a rocket
Don't bounce
You don't need to use Kung-fu on your horse -
pretend your horse's neck is the Berlin Wall and your hands are East and West Germany
Have you ever seen Talladega Nights? You know the part when the guy can't stop raising his hands? ....That's you.
Could you at least acknowledge that you heard me..even if you are going to keep riding the same?
Don't growl at me
I can see you rolling your eyes even with when your back is turned
Are you trying to peck your horse to death?
If I can't see your leg move you aren't kicking
I am always joking... I am just not always funny!